This is definitely the way to go!
Edit: Also, buy a copy of Natural Harvest and leave it out in a common area.
I mean it apparently is a thing, so ask her about how your new recipes taste.
Here's a cook book that'll help.
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_gYNmDbVZMN7S8
That explains this, I suppose: https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=nodl_
Here's some more resources:
I suspect you are right, the resemblance is uncanny:
Ever heard of the cookbook Natural Harvest? It’s kind of amazing what people will write and what gets published.
Here is the Bible on cooking with semen.
Guessing it's from this book
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_GrLQCbP5XRXQW
Got you covered
Great tips like this and more can be found in 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen based recipes' available from Amazon
This may be helpful
It IS actually: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Well, there is a cookbook.
There’s an author who has a couple of recipe books out, one for food and the other for drinks... all for cooking with semen .
So, apparently it’s a thing ��
If you are curious, but don’t trust my link (it’s to the book on amazon), you can google Natural Harvest by Paul Photenhauer. The vast majority of reviewers are being campy or explicitly state they bought the book as a joke, but the author is very serious about it.
Video of him making the “Macho Mojito”
> And don’t get me started on the stickier body fluids.